lazyHoly Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since the 9th… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am hopped up on caffeine with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being not online in order to various lawyers I met recently, my day seems to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Assuming I don’t get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

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