Alsdatalnietmeermag

Ik weet niet wat het is of hoe het komt, maar vandaag wordt m’n mailbox plots overspoeld met voorstellen om eens contact op te nemen met ongetwijfeld razend knappe, doch helaas eenzame dames.

Zo is er Joy:

Hello,
it give me a great pleassure to write you after viewing your profile which really interest me to have communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other and see what happened in future.i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication.my email is xxx@xxx.xxx
i will be waiting to hear from you.
have a blessed day.
from joy

Pice pakt het iets poëtischer aan:

Hello,
How are you? I saw your email today and feel like contacting you.I feel we may become matches.(xxx@xxx.xxx) is my contact. Kindly make a contact if you are interested.so that I can give you my picture for you to know who i am.
My name is Pice. I will appreciate it if you give a good responds.
Thanks and remain blessed.
(Remeber the distance,colour or age does not matter but love matters alot in life)

Goodness die ineens de romantische toer opgaat en me “my beloved” noemt:

hello.
My beloved ,
My name is goodness, I am a beautiful young black African woman from Africa .
I saw your profile today and decided write to you . I hope to start a very cordial and lasting friendly relationship with you that will be beneficial to both of us in the nearest future. Feel free to contact me through my private mail box at :
(xxx@xxx.xxx) I will tell you more about myself and also send my pictures to you after receiving your response. I am waiting to read from you the soonest possible.
Yours sincerely,
goodness.

Tenslotte nog Binta:

Hi Dear!
Hello and how are you doing? I hope you are fine with family and friends too. I am in need of love, also seeking for someone that i can call my own, I know this will sound as a surprise to you since we haven’t communicate before now or don’t even know each other at the moment but i also know that the jorney of a thousand mile must start with a step that is why I want to know more about you and also i will like to let you know more about me to and even to give you entrance into my life, i mean, i need a serious and real relationship not just a mail friend or pen pals or phone and chatting friends, i need a someone who will be ready for both of us to meet each other face to face, I need someone that i can see and talk with face to face, if you are also interested kindly write back for us to talk and know each other more better, i will be waiting to read from you, take care of yourself and may God be with you, Yours friend to be.
Binta

Tel daarbij nog de onweerstaanbare businessmail die ik vandaag ontving:

Hello Dear One,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country.
There is this amount of eighteen million U.S dollars($18,000,000.00) which my late Father kept for me with a security company here in abidjan before his death. Thought he deposited it as family valuable for security reason, and that made the security company not to know the contents of the parcel he deposited with them. I have decided to invest these money anywhere safe enough outside our Country for security and political reasons.
Therefore, I want you to help me to transfer these fund from here into your country for investment purposes on these areas were tax will not be much. If you can be of an assistance to me, i will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund.

Zo rijk als de zee diep is ben ik over enkele weken, en je kan er zeker van zijn dat je me binnen enkele maanden met Binta, Goodness, Pice en Joy op een tropisch eiland kan vinden.

Baas, je moet me maandag niet meer verwachten…

Thank God it’s Friday…